I went to the night markets tonight, and purchased the fucking best salami I've ever tasted. Fucking choice, cut up into little slices, with cheese and Ale (well fuck it, ok, Lager, 'cause Ale is for dreary beard-but-no-moustache intense fuckers).
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 12:59, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I like ale.
I'm not bothered about lager.

#TOPBANTZ
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)

I'd drink red wine over lager any day or night

( Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Do you drive a Triumph Stag, and wear a black polo necked jumper?
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)

No.
I drive a Polo but do not own any polo necked jumpers.
( Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:18, Reply)

I'm wearing a black polo neck jumper RIGHT NOW.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Sick Cunt. Take that shit off and burn it.
( Ken Oath, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:22, Reply)

I like it.
I'm going to wear it again.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:24, Reply)

No! Keep it on and burn it

( Peej, Tue 23 Dec 2014, 13:28, Reply)