Groan...
In 15 minutes I've got to spend 3 hours caning the nuts off a Maserati Granturismo S, evaluating high-speed, full-throttle gearchanges.

Life's so hard sometimes ;)
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's a shit job
If you need a break, I'll do it if you like.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:18, Reply)

*looks annoyed*
I wasn't happy when you were telling us this the other day and I am not happy about it now!

:p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:22, Reply)

Bah
It's slower than the Koenigsegg though, if that helps.

Right. Must go now and cause some global warming. It's great - floor the throttle and you can hear Bangladesh flooding...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:31, Reply)

what does rubberduck do for a living?
I need to know so I can hate him properly :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:36, Reply)

He's a plumber
of anus.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:38, Reply)

Fucks around with
high performance cars.

A lot.

Bastard.


(Love you really mate!)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:39, Reply)

HimJim
You're much better at hiding your jealousy than I am.

I followed him home.

*looks around*

Ooo, he wasn't lying when he said he had a lot of wine! *passes the bottles around*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:50, Reply)

You crazy fruitcake.
I left early to snoop round his house before he got back.

*sips vino daintily*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:06, Reply)