Really?
I thought you were a bit older than that.
No offence.
I think you're the same age as Al.
Awh, you can grow old together!
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Why did you think I was older?
I don't think I'm aging very well, my lack of bulk has left my sking all saggy and wrinkled.

I think al's a little bit older than me, but his beard makes him look like a cavalier, so for all we know he could be centuries old.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:22, Reply)

Oh...
I dunno... You have an air of maturity, I guess.

Or if I can't remember how old someone is, I invent an age for them in my head.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:24, Reply)

An air of maturity...?
You were seriously pissed the one and only time that we've met. I guess most parents have that air of maturity though.

Not that I behaved very maturely at all that night, or any night in fact.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:26, Reply)

Me?
Seriously pissed?

I can't believe that for a minute.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:29, Reply)

Well I certainly hope it was the alcohol
If you slip me the tongue while sober we'll both know that something is seriously wrong.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:31, Reply)

Er...
I don't know.
My memory of that night is more or less erased.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:33, Reply)

Because the shock and awe of being in the presence of
the greatness of so many b3tans causes amnesia?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:35, Reply)

Er... No
Starting on the vodka at 9am does that.

As I said, after I'd walked face-first into a wall that night, "I'm not pissed, fuck you."
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:40, Reply)

You say that
but I know that really it's because I'm very right. Particularly me, I think you've got a thing for me.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:43, Reply)

have to say
I thought you were older than me too, and I'm a youthful 27
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:25, Reply)

Why's that then?
We've never met! So, you're opinion of me on b3ta is that I'm old, grown up and mature?

WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:27, Reply)

I think I assumed that only someone
older than me could be quite so crude, immature and vulgar.

:-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:29, Reply)

That's more like it!
*bums*

(in the face)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 11:30, Reply)