and proud of it!
I am very sorry to anybody who doesn't like it. I just don't see off topic and QOTW as a place to chat, if I wanted to talk I'd talk to somebody, I'm here because I want to behave like a dick.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But the rest of us
are here because we want to talk to people and not put up with all the dicks from talk :p

Have you considered moving to talk? *opens brochure* I could offer you a nice goat view room ?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:06, Reply)

/talk confuses me too much
and the people are mean, I'm not mean.

Do you not want me here?

*sniff*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:08, Reply)

hehe
aww *hugs* you can stay then :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:19, Reply)

Thank you
I very nearly felt like pulling rank just then.

I'm sure you'll warm to me eventually, I'm not a bad bloke, I have a warm, sensitive side, or you'll just put up with me until you click 'ignore'.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:22, Reply)

Hmm
any post you make with regards to pulling anything make me wary.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:27, Reply)

Now who's being dirty?

*tugs plums*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:28, Reply)