Translation:
Ok, I don't really like it in the face, because of that time I got some in my hair, and my eyes were stinging, so can we just hold hands and cuddle for now?

Sure, of course we can Tulip.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oi, Bert
It's Monday! You may not know, but HLT and I have a personal 'arrangement' on Mondays.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:39, Reply)

I sincerely beg your pardon, good sir.


Can I have twosies?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:41, Reply)

Yes, I'm k2k6's Monday girl, whatever that entails
But sure, honey, Tuesdays can be our day...
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:44, Reply)

I think you have misunderstood me
I meant that when you're close to finishing with K, I'll jump in and finish you off.

While you're with K2k6, and he's done stroking your hair, staring longingly into your eyes and holding your hand, I'll come along, take you for a picnic, we'll share gin and tonics, eat some cake, and then fall asleep in each other's arms under the stars.
Then, in the morning; bumsex. My bum, that is.

But Tuesdays are good too.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:45, Reply)

Oh, erm
that's slightly less nice than I had at first thought
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:46, Reply)

Sorry,
I'll edit to add romance.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:50, Reply)

Aw, that's better
All right then.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 14:33, Reply)

I think
that's a question you'd need to ask Miss Tulip.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:44, Reply)