Girl
this rarely happens, even in the good old days (of last week) so good for you.
Blimey, I've been here so long, I remember when it were all fields...
*wants ribena*
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Blimey
You've been here more than four years, I thought you were fairly new.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:48, Reply)

Been here and posting a good many years, Bert.
A good many years...
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:50, Reply)

Have you always been on QOTW?
I think the first time I ever saw you was on Off Topic. Sorry about that.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:53, Reply)

First posted on QOTW
on 10th December 2003. Been around regularly since then.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:54, Reply)

In that case, I'm sorry I missed you all this time!
I'll read through your profile soon, I've probably read your posts in the past but just not registered that it was you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:56, Reply)

No worries Bert.
Old people are always forgotten...
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Ahhh.....
you're not old. Just chronologically experienced.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 14:00, Reply)

Nice!
Cheers.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 14:04, Reply)

:D
Anyway, women in their forties are the new nubile young 18 year olds, don't you watch porn?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 14:08, Reply)

I don't
but then, I'm not in my forties yet...
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 14:11, Reply)