Almost time to go and the the nice people at DW&P
After some deliberation, I decided to (a) wash and (b) shave, although I realsie it'll make me stand out (after Davros' Granddad/Scaryducks tales of woe).

The required ten thousand bits of paper have been gathered together to prove that I exist, have been paying taxes like a good boy but am now a pauper. Next stop the tax office to change my status from self employed 'consultant' to 'scum'. Happy days.

And then the mammoth task of persuading those chaps/chapesses at Organ-Theft, Barratry and Larceny PLC that they should be paying out on the Mortgage Protection policy that they didn't do last time. Yay for small print....
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 11:32, Reply)