Hullo Ancrenne!
I hate that! I hate it! Especially when it's someone about Gas.

If I wanted to change my supplier, I have gumption enough to get on the 'phone and do it, and you poking your toe in my doorframe is definitely not going to change my mind, buster!

I like Jehovahs, though. It's fun to debate them! (Not en masse, though.)

Quick story:

Jehovah's witness and Child at my doorstep. DiT is hung over and in a bad mood.

*ding dong*
*opens door*

Me: Yes?
JW: Have you heard the word of Jesus?
Me: Oh, no...
JW: We have come to talk to you about the Watchtower...
Me: Sorry, but could you fuck off, please?
JY: (shocked and scandalised) Do you mind? There's a child present!
Me: Yes, and he can fuck off too. Goodbye!

*door slams*

Door to door religion. The worst kind.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 17:30, Reply)