It's the perfect day
to embarrass the hell out of your kids and any nearby teenagers with such gems as:

They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

Prepare to be boarded!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 17 Sep 2008, 19:12, Reply)