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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nocturnal emissions
I awoke with a start. A noise outside which I later realised had been a low flying aircraft had awoken me. My digital clock read 04:39. As I lay there trying to fall asleep again, I realised it wasn't going to happen. Other things were happening with my body.
One organ in particular had a red, throbbing, swollen end. I became acutely aware of this, and could feel the pressure rising within. I knew that I was going to have to do something, otherwise, if I did manage to fall asleep, it's likely I would be changing my bed sheets in the morning.
So I grabbed a couple of tissues and got on with it. After only a brief rub, the first drips of clear liquid emerged from the throbbing opening. Soon I had reached the point of no return, and in response to my, now involuntary, muscular contractions, streams of thick, hot fluid spurted into the tissues which I was holding to catch the emission.
It only lasted a matter of seconds, but the feeling of relief was all encompassing. Mopping up the last few drops of sticky liquid from the engorged flesh, almost raw with the rubbing, I tossed the tissues into the bin by my bed, turned over, and fell into a deep, dreamless sleep.
I hate sneezing in the middle of the night. Having a cold sucks.
( , Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:25, Reply)
I awoke with a start. A noise outside which I later realised had been a low flying aircraft had awoken me. My digital clock read 04:39. As I lay there trying to fall asleep again, I realised it wasn't going to happen. Other things were happening with my body.
One organ in particular had a red, throbbing, swollen end. I became acutely aware of this, and could feel the pressure rising within. I knew that I was going to have to do something, otherwise, if I did manage to fall asleep, it's likely I would be changing my bed sheets in the morning.
So I grabbed a couple of tissues and got on with it. After only a brief rub, the first drips of clear liquid emerged from the throbbing opening. Soon I had reached the point of no return, and in response to my, now involuntary, muscular contractions, streams of thick, hot fluid spurted into the tissues which I was holding to catch the emission.
It only lasted a matter of seconds, but the feeling of relief was all encompassing. Mopping up the last few drops of sticky liquid from the engorged flesh, almost raw with the rubbing, I tossed the tissues into the bin by my bed, turned over, and fell into a deep, dreamless sleep.
I hate sneezing in the middle of the night. Having a cold sucks.
( , Sat 20 Sep 2008, 11:25, Reply)
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