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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Brian BlessedI saw a standup comedian not long ago, who regaled us with the story of how he lost his virginity in Brian Blessed's house. The comedian used to know BB's daughter, and went to his house for a big party. During the night, the comedian copped off with a girl, and went upstairs, where the deed was done.
The following morning, everyone was around the dinner table, with the comedian and this girl slyly holding hands under the table. Mr Blessed walks into the room and points at the comedian, bellowing "YOU!! DID YOU FUCK IN THE SPARE BEDROOM LAST NIGHT?!"
The comedian, blushing, flustered, and somewhat scared, meekly uttered "yes...", to which Brian Blessed roared "SPLENDID!!!" before slapping the comedian on the back.
The audience, myself included, were in tears of laughter.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 14:48,
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