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I think it's time we had a talk, No3l.

Sometimes, a man and a woman have a special cuddle. The man will feel funny in his pants, and the woman will feel funny in her pants. Then they both take their clothes off and he gets on top of her and goes "ur, ur, ur" and then the woman is pregnant.

Sometimes the woman will get on top of the man and bounce up and down like a fun trampoline. She should be careful of the man's banjo string though.

Sometimes the man goes behind the lady and they pretend they are dogs.

Sometimes, if the man is really pleased with the lady, he will give her a present. On her face. She is never happy if it goes in the eyes, though.

If the man is very lucky, he might even have two ladies to play with! Lucky man!

And that is how babies are made.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 17:18, Reply)