I can't be bothered to look through the QOTW suggestions
So I'll say it here. My friend just told me about her dream last night. She dreamt the entire dancing pink elephants scene from Dumbo, only at the end one of them pooed out Bobby Davro.

I'm pretty sure that's the best dream of all time.
(GONEism, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 18:44, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i've had the most boring dream ever
i dreamt that i was looking at a spreadsheet and copying it on to a piece of paper. i woke up in a really bad mood.
(threadkiller, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 20:47, Reply)

I'm not surprised!
Is your life really exciting, day to day, so you have boring dreams?
( Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:12, Reply)

er........
yes.
(threadkiller, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:17, Reply)

You lucky sod!
*dreams exciting things*
( Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:23, Reply)

yeah, i'm pretty lucky
*rearranges paper clips*
(threadkiller, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:27, Reply)

Yeah...
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So... Weather eh?
( Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 21:51, Reply)

sorry about the delay
just had to abseil downstairs for dinner.

yes, [edit: yeah] there's a lot of it about at the moment.
(threadkiller, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:04, Reply)

I was just
Sitting here, pressing F5, waiting for a reply... Not up to much...
( Cawl, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:05, Reply)

i'm exhausted
i've been looking busy all day
(threadkiller, Wed 24 Sep 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Of all the people to poo out...
Couldn't the elephant have pooed out someone funnier?

I had the best dream ever. Not last night, it was ages ago.
It was a proper comedy dream, it had a convoluted plot that made no sense even at the time, and at the end all the characters laughed as you would at the final one-liner in a movie. I woke up giggling like a loon.
You had to be there though, so I shall spare you the details, maybe tell you later if you're really really bored.

Kaol, Tas.... your dreams are gonna be epic tonight, aren't they?
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 1:04, Reply)

If I ever get to sleep :p
Time for a smoke :D
( Cawl, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 1:11, Reply)

i drank too much ovaltine before i went to bed last night
so i had 'needing the toilet' dreams. at one point, i'm in kelsey grammer's toilet but i can't go because they're filming an episode of will and grace in there and the one with no tits is watching me (i'd fallen asleep with the tv on)

i'm afraid that one of these nights i'm going to dream of the cleanest, most secure and secluded toilet in the world and wake up in a dirty bed :(
(threadkiller, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 9:44, Reply)

I too
dream about toilets. Had one recently about rows of wicker ones in a sort of outdoor cafe. I couldn't go too, because of all the people watching me while they were eating.

Although... It's just occurred to me that maybe I should check my laundry basket.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:37, Reply)