Haha!
Thanks gin, that made me laugh (and feel like less of a spakker).

I spose that must be it... although I've been told a few times when sharing sleeping space that I haven't moved all night. Hmm. Praps I shall set up a camera and conduct a sleep experiment. *considers logistics* Praps I shan't.

Also, went to sleep once whilst with ex, with a full unopened packet of McVities finest chocolate biscuits next to the bed. Woke up and found the packet empty save for one solitary biccy in the bottom. I waited for him to wake up and waved the packet accusingly at him.
"Ah shit" he mumbled as he came to, "I thought I was dreaming so it was ok to eat them all".
"But you left ONE!" I said, perplexed.
"Oh yeah" he replied "I thought I'd better save you one..."
The image of him gleefully nomming for England under the impression that they were dream-biscuits still makes me laugh, not to mention his surreal thoughtfulness.

Once he dreamt he was eating toothpaste and woke up with a strange intense burning sensation in his mouth... a short investigation revealed a nearby tube of Deep Heat missing its lid and woefully depleted.

Truly teh sleep makes us all fuzzy, spakkering simpletons.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:57, Reply)