Um...
I was out in St Andrews on Saturday night and obviously ended up steaming drunk. Somehow, and I have to stress I have no idea how or why, we went to the beach and ended up...frollicking in the sea which a Dutch girl.

I woke up yesterday morning on the beach with a bemused child staring down at me asking if I wanted to build sandcastles with him. Since tea time it's been burny burny down there.

The other guy I was with passed out mid-way through sex and woke up to discover his cock had been coloured in green with permanent marker by his rather disgruntled beau.

Funnniest part of it though is any time he tries to scrub it off he gets rather...excited and ends up collapsed in a heap in the shower, if you catch my drift.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:50, Reply)