@HLT
*Envies*

@HCFB - how the fuck did you survive? Apart from the blood/alcohol ratio, of course.

As for the burny burny, you have probably been the victim of the Lesser Northern Weaverfish, a very, very small relation of the normal weaverfish. This little chappie has jaggy dorsal spines that are moderately venomous, and as a species are attracted to warmth. If, during your frolics, your dangly bits were exposed and errm radiating heat, the fishy may have zeroed in on the warmth, and swum up your todger. The spines jam about half way up the urethra, and every time you attempt to piss, it will show its unhappiness by jabbing/wriggling, hence the unpleasant sensation.

Hope that sets your mind at rest.

Unfortunately the only way to dislodge the fish, is to lay your old fella on a handy work surface and thump it with a mallet. This will stun the fish and it will slither downstream until it plops out. Have a pair of pliers on standby to grab the tail just in case it wriggles back up. Moderate tear-age may occur.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:58, Reply)