Zombie Plan C
Plan A is to barricade myself inside the house with 30 days of food/water/ammo.

Plan B is to run for the hills, and find a defendable cave site. But what if the rabbits and sheep get zombified as well? There's only so much ammunition you can carry, and zombie rabbits, weasels and so forth are small and nimble enough to dodge the machete/broadsword.

I have now developed Plan C. Pop down to the local barracks and tool up with as much assorted nastiness as possible in addition to my own modest armoury, not forgetting the sword of course. And the bayonetted Lee-Enfield. In fact everything from Swiss Army knife to Extremely Large Guns. Load into the back of 'liberated' truck.

Drive to a nice open space, crushing everything into bloody paste as I go, then....

Neck bottle of 20 year old malt, light Cuban cigar and scream incoherently "come and have a go ya zombie bastards" in best Embra accent, before firing wildly and indiscriminately in beserk foaming rage.

Gotta be a winner, shurely?
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:17, Reply)