Good Morning Fat Loners.
JMG is on, and it'll no doubt upset you ape-like keyboard thumpers over dinner.

But let's rise above your poorly thought out replies and slanderous comments about somebody you'll never, ever meet.


How popular is JMG, in your every day activities?
Are you at peace outside?
Do you miss JMG?

I'm b3ta's hero. Stand up if you want to flail wildly with internet based upset and cyber gravy tears.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:38, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

JMG, you're so great..
..you managed to cure my undiagnosed asperger's.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:45, Reply)

Hey JMG!
It's nice to see a more realistic viewpoint on here! :O)
(The Stig, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:48, Reply)

I really am improving the internet, one small step at a time.
Ugly people try and hold it all back.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:50, Reply)

@JMG
Or people who take it too seriously?
(The Stig, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:53, Reply)

Yes.
After several years of bullying and pushing people about.
I believe /talk is now down to 10% "SERIOUS! people".

It's much better.
Now there's less fat birds, and it really streamlines the ugly males desperate for internet female attention.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:55, Reply)

JMG
I think you're being a little harsh there. The internet is for everyone to enjoy. I just don't like the people who take it way too seriously! Keep everything in balance.
(The Stig, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:00, Reply)

You know that bit in Blazing Saddles where Cleavon Little picks up his gun to go after Mongo and Gene Wilder says "No no no, don't shoot him. If you shoot him you'll only make him mad" ?
that's a bit like accusing JMG of taking the internet seriously
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:05, Reply)

aha!
I think I found JMG fashion
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:21, Reply)

I don't eat
dinner otherwise I get too fat.

There's nothing worse than being a wobbly fatty.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:21, Reply)

What on earth
are you blithering on about?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:12, Reply)

@jmg
Just out of interest, what's your view on putting chilli sauce on the sex toy of someone that's spited you?

Just wondering like...

*runs the fuck away before someone mentions rape and everything kicks off*
( SeasonTicketless is too often the statue, and rarely the pigeon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:51, Reply)