I've just been reminded
of a crap joke:

A duck was getting on well with a rather nice young lady whom he met when he was away on business. So he asked her up to his hotel room.


Well, one thing led to another, and at the crucial point the duck realised he hadn't any condoms. The girl had none either, so she suggested trying hotel reception.

"Yes sir", said the girl on reception, "we do have condoms available, if you'd like to come down and select them".

So off downstairs went the duck, and picked up a packet of three. He was about to pay for them when the receptionist asked, "Would you like to put them on your bill, sir?"

"Don't be daft", he replied. "I'm going to put them on my cock"

I did say at the beginning that it was crap. It was all this talk of bills...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:57, Reply)