*pops back in*
*catches up on jokes*

*remembers particularly silly one*

A man went into a pub with a pie on his head. After a while, the barman said to him, "Look mate, if you don't mind me asking, why do you have a pie on your head?"

"It's Tuesday", replied the man. "I always wear a pie on my head on Tuesdays".

The following week he came in with a sausage roll on his head. The barman was curious - "Hey, it's Tuesday. How come you've got a sausage roll on your head?" he asked.

The man shrugged. "The bakery had run out of pies".

_{I really must go and do something constructive before these jokes get any poorer.}
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 14:44, Reply)