Blue screen
means to induce the Blue Screen of Death by totally blowing someone's mind. For example:

I have a friend by the name of Heather who used to live here in Richmond. Heather is a year or two older than I am, and while she's quite pretty she's also very large, mainly due to health problems. She recently hired my son and some of his friends to move her and her household to North Carolina. They did so, and she told him to bring along a sleeping bag so he would have somewhere to crash that night. As he was discussing that with her I pointed my finger at him to get his attention and said, "You are NOT going to sleep with Heather."

I swear I saw smoke come out his ears.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)