'Say my name 5 times into a mirror'...

I'm just like the 'Candyman'...If you replace the words 'Candy' with 'fat' and 'man' with 'cunt'

But I'm in an entirely better mood today because...

/drumroll

I had a poo today!

yes, gout update day 6 - dit-de-dit-dit-dit...

today I have managed to expell the first solids from the rotting corpse shell I call my body.

(I hope you'll all join me in a 'yay')

since Friday I have been splooshing slurry-like cack from every orifice like an outtake of the exorcist.

and although it was nothing much to shout about for a man with my record, it counts as a 'didgeridoo' nonetheless and it marks a step to recovery.

so, TGB, Cinderella WILL go to the ball on Sunday
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:09, Reply)