OK, seeing as wanderlust has reappeared,
here's this afternoon's crap joke


Right, there's this gorilla, walking through the jungle, one fine summer's morning. And like many a gorilla before and since, he's feeling more than a little frisky. Suddenly through the bushy undergrowth he spies a particularly attractive orange and black striped bottom sticking up towards him in an inviting sort of way. The gorilla says to himself, "Aye, aye. My luck's in here!"

So the gorilla grabs hold of this lovely big soft furry rump, makes his entry and empties his bags there and then. Immediately there's a huge roar and a tiger leaps round, raging and ripe for revenge. "Jesus H Christ!" the Gorilla says, "I'm out of here!" And he legs it off through the jungle with the tiger in hot pursuit.

The gorilla charges through the forest and into a clearing. Sitting there in a deckchair is this geezer wearing a hanky on his head and a pair of sun-specs and he's reading a copy of the Strathearn Herald.

The geezer sees the gorilla and he thinks 'Bloody hell - a ferocious gorilla! I'm off!' And off he runs, dropping his specs, the hanky and the paper. The gorilla slaps the hanky on his head, puts on the sunglasses, flops down in the deckchair and opens the Strathearn Herald. The tiger rushes into the clearing and says: 'Has a gorilla come running through this way?' The gorilla says: 'What, the one that just shagged the tiger?'

'Oh shit!' says the tiger, 'Don't tell me it's made the Strathearn Herald already!'
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:26, Reply)