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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I know a blokewho should keep his mouth shut, as every time he opens it his foot finds its way in. I'll call him Gordon, for the usual reason.
One of his best moments was at a posh do in Edinburgh one night, at which a piper was playing in the guests as they entered.
The piper was not the world's most talented, by some margin, and so Gordon turned to the woman standing next to him and exclaimed, "That must be the worst bloody piper I've ever heard in my life. Do you know who he is?"
You're ahead of me here, aren't you?
"Yes", she replied, "He's my husband".
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 15:57,
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