Easy Peasy
Handheld shaving mirror, with a magnifying side as well as a normal one, combined with wall mirror for doing the difficult bits, you can do the rest by feel or ask the audience.

Clippers? Remington = cack. Nicky Clarke = cack. Babyliss fur Blerks = Winner by a country mile (ceramic blades and all that).

First time though, start with a longer setting like a 4, so if you fuck up, a professional can tidy you up with a No 2.

And Kevin Bacon did look like a complete tit in Death Sentence, having said that the movie was dreadful anyway.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:44, Reply)