A fairly filthy joke today
A guy goes to a party one night, and after a couple of hours, the most amazing piano music starts being played. He thinks it is the most wonderful music he has ever heard and makes his way over to the pianist.

"I have to say that the music that you are playing is wonderful" "Thank you very much" says the pianist "However, I've never heard this song before, what is it called?"

"It's called: I shag my wife up the arse and come all over her tits"

"Bloody hell, that's a bit harsh isn't it? I must say though, that I'm having a party in a couple of weeks and would love you to play at it, but perhaps you could just tone down the names of the songs that you will be playing - my guests wouldn't approve"

"No problem" says the pianist, and accepted the booking.

So two weeks later the guy is having his party and the pianist is there and he's playing like a donkey, all the wrong keys - it really is the most dreadful music he has ever heard.

"What do you think you're doing" says the guy

"I'm so sorry, I know I'm playing badly but I really need a wank"

"A wank? - but you're meant to be playing the piano - all my guests are here"

"I know, but I can't play well until I've had one"

"OK, OK, go into the bathroom, there are some mags in the cupboard and just get back here as soon as you can"

Ten minutes later the pianist comes back from the bathroom, sits down at the piano and starts playing beautifully, just the way he's meant to.

After a little while a lady walks up to him and says: "Excuse me, but do you know your cock's hanging out and you've got spunk all over your trousers ?.

"Know it ?" he says, "Of course I do...I wrote it...."
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:00, Reply)