Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LVPAll the time! I don't mind so much when they're cute ladies, but when a 50 yr old slapper, whose kebab 'n' chili sauce is slowly melting the crust of makeup that encapsulates her moon-like face, suddenly makes a drunken grab for my head, I am less than pleased.
To make matters worse, she prodded one of my tattoos and said, with kebab spilling from her cavernous gob, "I've got a tattoo of a strawberry on my arse, want to add the cream?".
*dry heaves*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 15:27,
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