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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*grins at Spak*
For the reference of everyone else:
Last night I finished building the stage, then the band who're shooting the video on it turned up.
Got chatting to them, they asked about our band, we played 'em a few songs, which they liked.
The guys in the band were 19.
One of them dropped a comment that he "had a dirty mind, and nothing I could say could unsettle him".
He ended up dry-retching, from a combination of disgust and laughter.
He was talking about a car crash he'd seen, (trying to impress me) that was so bad that the guy had died.
I asked him if he'd tried to fuck the corpse.
He went a bit white. Then said that it was smashed up from the impact.
I said "That's ok, just get the loose bits of meat, put them in a sock, and fuck that."
( , Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:41, Reply)
For the reference of everyone else:
Last night I finished building the stage, then the band who're shooting the video on it turned up.
Got chatting to them, they asked about our band, we played 'em a few songs, which they liked.
The guys in the band were 19.
One of them dropped a comment that he "had a dirty mind, and nothing I could say could unsettle him".
He ended up dry-retching, from a combination of disgust and laughter.
He was talking about a car crash he'd seen, (trying to impress me) that was so bad that the guy had died.
I asked him if he'd tried to fuck the corpse.
He went a bit white. Then said that it was smashed up from the impact.
I said "That's ok, just get the loose bits of meat, put them in a sock, and fuck that."
( , Fri 3 Oct 2008, 12:41, Reply)
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