Morning all.
Just risen from my pit, having got home from the club at 7am.

I managed to get myself 'happy-slapped' last night - I was walking back from the club to my car, when a car pulled up alongside me with a couple of Asian guys in. They wound the window down and asked if I knew the way to Hurst Street (which I did). As I was walking past a club and it was still quite noisy, I leant down to his window to talk to them and the guy punched me squarely on the nose. It was only then that I noticed that the other guy was filming the whole thing on his phone.

Pity for him, he couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag. I was more bemused than anything else.

Before I could do or say anything though, they tore off around the corner...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 12:09, Reply)