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K2k6's Rubbish Joke of the Day

A vampire was walking down the street one evening, minding his own business, when suddenly he was struck on the side of the head by something thrown at him very hard. Reeling from the blow, he looked down and spotted the missile lying on the ground - a sausage roll.

Before he had time to recover, a vol-au-vent smacked him straight between the eyes, almost knocking him out. It was swiftly followed by a sharply thrown chicken leg to the temple, which caused him to fall over.

Then a blonde girl appeared over him and stabbed him in the heart with a silver cocktail stick, on which were impaled little cubes of cheese and pineapple.

With his dying breath, the vampire looked up at the girl, and said, "Who the hell are you?"

He just heard her reply before he expired:

"Buffet, the vampire slayer".
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)