Cash machines
When I lived in Guildford I used to go to the Nat West on the High Street.
This had a row of cash points inside so it was always quick to get cash out.
One day I went there and there was a long queue of stuck up Guildford women.
All the cash points were busy except for one. I went to check it and it was working.
I joined the queue and no one went to this machine.
So I said to the woman at the front of the queue. 'That one's working you know'. She, and all the other stuck up old bints in the queue looked at me like something that had just dropped out of a dogs bottom.
'That one is cash AND pay in'.

So I jumped the queue, used it and watched all the daft tarts stare at me in disbelief as I walked of with my cash, without paying in.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 14:09, Reply)