*slips in lady jizz*
*puts down sawdust*

I think it's time for K2k6's Rubbish Joke as we haven't had one yet today. Actually, this one is particularly rubbish, and not really that funny. I'll think up a better one for later.



In the middle of an international gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases they've recently treated.

French gynae: Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - eet was like a melon.

English gynae: Don't be absurd, it couldn't have been that big. My god, man, she wouldn't have been able to walk if it was.

French gynae: Aaah, you English, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size. I was talkeeng about ze flavour.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:30, Reply)