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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pierre, the French fighter pilotis out on a date with a gorgeous blonde lady he's only just met. He takes her for a romantic picnic, with each course accompanied by the finest French wine. With Brandy to finish the meal.
She asks why so much wine, and is told,
"I am Pierre, ze French fighter pilot. I must have ze finest wines and ze finest foods."
The romantic meal and copious wine do the trick and Pierre is getting lucky. After an extended session of foreplay, he asks the lucky lady if he can go down on her. She agrees. Pierre picks up the bottle of brandy and liberally douses her ladygarden, then sets fire to it.
The astonished lady demands to know what in the name of buggery fuck he's playing at.
"I am Pierre, ze French fighter pilot. When I go down, I go down in flames!"
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