Right, here's a better effort than my previous one
Two young brothers, one 7 and one 5, were up in their room one morning. The elder says, "Listen, you know how daddy always uses bad words, but tells us we're not allowed to say them? I think we should try it and see what happens!"

His brother thoroughly approves of the idea, so the elder one decides they'll go down to breakfast, and he'll swear first.

At the breakfast table, their mother asks them what they'd like to eat. "I'll have some of that Weetabix shit", says the 7 year old. His mother is outraged, and slaps the little boy on the backside before shouting at him never to do that again and sending him back to his room as further punishment.

The younger brother is watching the other being punished severely. The mother then turns to him, and asks what he'd like for breakfast.

"I'm not sure", he replied, "But if that's what happens, I'm not going to have fucking Weetabix!"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:43, Reply)