I could be here all day
Lazy people wind me up. I work with some of the laziest motherfuckers known to man, they'll sit on their arses doing the very bare minimum and then have the temerity to complain about how busy they are!

Old people in supermarkets are there solely to piss me off. They weave, they stop suddenly, they dither and they get under my feet. The amount of times I want to scream "Listen you senile old twat, the war ended years ago - There's no need to hoard bread. You've fuck all to do all week but chose to come in on my rest day!"

Unruly children. I don't really like kids - I especially hate them if their shiftless parents don't control them. I now ask waitresses to be seated as far away from kids as possible. If little Johnny is running around shrieking then the chances are that someone is getting pissed off that you are doing fuck all to control the result of your pissed up knee trembler .... In all probability, me.

People who hold a full driving license yet can't drive for toffee.

Chuggers, especially those bastards who call upon you at home in person.

People who wear their ignorance and stupidity as a badge of honour. They're unwilling to learn, be educated or admit for one moment that even though they glean their entire world view through Trisha and the Daily Star someone might know a little bit more than them.

The sort of person who thinks it's big and clever to berate some poor sod who's just trying to do their shitty job. I enjoy telling these people to stop acting like cunts.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 17:27, Reply)