The difference is, Captain V
that your condition justifies the help you can get from the disability laws, and it's good that you can make the most of them.

Unlike some of the scrounging buggers who claim all sorts of injuries and so on, just so they can draw benefits and not have to work.



In other news, today I saw what appeared to be a highly crispy turd lying in the street outside the lab. I thought it must have been extremely painful to pass, like shitting a porcupine, but closer inspection* revealed it was in fact a discarded chocolate crispy!

This identification was confirmed by a prod of the foot, whereupon its disintegration left the cornflake based internal structure clearly visible.


*Yes, I stopped and bent down to have a better look.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, Reply)