Crap joke, anyone?
Lucy, I know you're not really Dutch, but this talk of your being tall reminded me of the Dutch, which reminded me of:


I was out one night a few weeks back, when I met this Dutch girl in a pub. We got on really well, and I was quite taken with her unusual shoes. They were made of flexible rubber, and were inflatable - reckoned to be good support for the arches, she said.

So anyway, we swapped numbers, and a couple of days later I phoned her to see if she fancied going out again. Her mate answered her phone though, and gave me the bad news.

She wasn't ever going to be able to go out with me, because she'd popped her clogs!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:49, Reply)