Hmph.
I do wonder what happened to Stig to make him hate beards so.

Perhaps he was attacked by a wild beard when he was but a bairn, and now has a deep mistrust of beards everywhere.

I must say though, as a wearer of facial furniture, that not all beards should be treated equally! Some beards are just, and honest, and true, and perfectly reasonable members of society! do not hate beards because of your petty 21st century prejudices! Celebrate them as a symbol of our diversity, of our defiance of the corporate machine, of our willingness to fight for what is right! Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you - THE BEARD!

/The defence rests.

Oh, Hi swipey!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 11:13, Reply)