Fruitloop
My old boss had the worlds worst breath. We'd walk into the office and the air would still smell sometime after he'd already left the room. We'd give him a quick call and ask if he was looking for someone. He always thought we were clever for knowing this, but we never told him the reason we knew he'd been in the office was his bad breath. I worked as an engineer at the time and he had no engineering knowledge, but would wax lyrical to myself and the maintenance dept about how to repair something. It's particularly embarrassing when we had outside clients in and he would attempt to educate clients on something he knew less than nothing about. What a c*nt.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:09, Reply)