LVP
Have my job! Then you get to have conversations like I've just had

"Hello wanderlust's bank"
"Can I speak to John?"
"Do you know John's surname?"
"John."
"John's surname is John?"
"I want to speak to John."
"What's John's surname? His last name?"
"I don't know what you mean, can I just speak to John?"
"I need his last name I'm afraid."
"What's his last name?"
"I don't know, that's why I'm asking you"
"Well if you're going to be this unhelpful I shall take me business somewhere else!"
"OK......."
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:40, Reply)