Mik was at Patty's pub,
having a Guinness or six. Finally, Patty called time, Mik drained his pint, stood up, took a step and fell flat on his face. He used the bar stool to help him back to his feet and tried again with the same results. After the third try, he gave up, crawled out of the pub and all of the way home. He managed to get inside and on the sofa and fell asleep.

The next morning his wife woke him up raising holy cain.

"Darhlin, whats wrong?" Mik asked.

"You got drunk again last night!" his wife exclaimed.

"What makes you think I got drunk?"

"Patty called. You left your wheelchair at the pub again."
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:43, Reply)