In before everyone else...
(with apologies to someone funnier than me, Jimmy Carr perhaps actually I think it was Gervais)

I heard that Schindler's list was a real box of tissues movie, I don't know why, I watched it and only wanked once.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:03, Reply)