Bad joke alert!
A man was in his car, driving along, when his boss rang up. The boss said "You've been promoted to supervisor! Nice one!" The gentleman swerved. 15 minutes later, his boss rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again, to manager! Congratulations!" The gentleman swerved again. 30 mintues later,his boss rang a third time and said "You're managing director! Excellent!" The gentleman couldn't control the car and plughed straight into a tree. When the gentleman come to, a policeman came up and said "What happened to you?" Dazed, confused, but still fairly lucid, the gentleman said "I.....I....I don't know. I think I careered off the road........!"
(The Stig, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:48, Reply)