Batman
Speaking of weddings...

Radiant bride, proud family, squaddie groom. Squaddie Best Man. Uh-Oh. Table of squaddie mates in the normal position by the bogs.

All the normal stuff 'best mates for years, served together all over the world, shared everything including dirty birds' (audience coughs nervously) 'of course all this changed when he met his lovely wife X' (audience relaxes) 'and on behalf of the happy couple I have an announcement' (bated breath) 'they'll be changing a few nappies soon' (Awwwwww goes the audience)


'Yep, the muscles in her arse have packed up'.






(Dead Silence except for the table of mates in the back)

Best Man last seen being hit by proud father of bride while the groom sat with his head in his hands and the bride was sobbing in the ladies...




(May have elements of urban myth)
(osok Rebel without a clue, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:31, Reply)