My girfriend left me
the same night I went to a gig to get smashed and forget her. Guess what?... she was there. Straddling some guy. I thought "what would jesus do?" and so I broke his nose and went to the local pub. next day rumours are flying and one of which involve me getting hunted down and stabbed. I saw a friend of mine a couple of days after and she wept with joy because I had'nt been murdered. There are also rumours flying around that I punched a load of girls, I got some names and half of these girls I alledgedly punched were'nt even there. Apparently A load of people did chase me with knives for miles down a country lane but I was in the pub at the time with a pint and a joint (they dont mind drug smoking in the beer garden), leering over a female friend of mine.

BEST STABBING EVER!
(Chubster Will kill your children and burn your wife on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:16, Reply)