Happy birthday!
Courtesy of popbitch in my inbox today:

A woman walks into a pet shop and asks for a parrot. The assistant takes her to the parrots and points out one which is heavily discounted. "It used to live in a brothel, so it's a little foul-mouthed," he says.

No problem, she thinks, should give the old man a giggle, so she buys the parrot and takes it home.

She gets it home and is laughing at all the obscenities.

"Fuck me! A new brothel!" it shouts as she takes it into the house.

Her daughters come in. "Fuck me, new prossies!" it squeals.

Her husband walks in to the greeting "Fuck me Keith, I haven't seen you in weeks!"
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:43, Reply)