I've styled my moustache and beard combo
so I now look like a conquistador

I think it looks the business, but my girlfriend doesn't like it

is it time for her to go?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:15, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Need a picture
to judge properly.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:17, Reply)

@TWW
Of his girlfriend?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:19, Reply)

Well, Bert
I was thinking a picture of his beard and moustache would allow me to judge, objectively, if he looks like a conquistador or Satan's younger brother.

If you want a picture of his girlfriend, just ask, man. It's not like you to be shy!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:21, Reply)

@TWW
Well, I must say I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted!

I thoguht you wanted pics of his Mrs so as to judge whether he should be rid of her. I don't need pictures of other men's girlfriends*, because Mrs Monkeysex is seriously hot stuff.


*if people do want to send me pictures of their girlfriends, I won't complain
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:24, Reply)

Yes, photo please
You and Al can then pretend to be Old Master paintings - he looks like The Laughing Cavalier.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:25, Reply)

@chickenlady
Pfft! It's funny because it's true.

Incidentally, Mrs al has got a lovely picture of me, what a lucky lady she is.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:26, Reply)

Bert, what do you think she does with it?
I have my suspicions....but I wouldn't like to say because I'm too nice.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:28, Reply)

@Bert
If I start insulting you, trust me, you won't have to ask!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:29, Reply)

@chickenlady
I think she looks at it as he takes her from behind, in fact, they probably both do.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 18:47, Reply)

Beard goes? You decide!
www.beards.org/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 20:31, Reply)

interesting timing
I am seriously considering getting rid of the beard this evening but retaining a big 70s porno moustache for a few comedy (just for comic effect for my mates 30th birthday weekend celebrations).
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Bert
that was just what I was thinking but I'm far too much of a lady to say that.....

Heeheeheeheehee!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 22:30, Reply)

re: Beards.org posted up there
Loved the bit "(participate in our beard survey)for men and women, too"
Hmmm....guess I can get started on my womanly beard then.

Though it did remind me of an inmate we have regularly. 'Tis a woman but at different times, listed under "facial hair", the booking officer has put "day's growth", "shaved", and "full beard". I just hope I don't ever have to see that inmate. *shudders*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 1:50, Reply)