Well then, Kaol,
I'll vote for you.

Things that annoyed me about America:

It's against the law to Jaywalk. When being berated for crossing a road, but not using a crossing, my response was "sorry, I come from a country where we are trusted to be able to cross roads on our own."

On the hairdryers in the hotel:

"Do not use in shower."
"Warning - may get hot."
"Do not press hot parts against skin."

And, my favourite, "Not for internal use."

Just what had to happen for that label to get put there?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:55, Reply)