I don't see the humour
in shouting 'he fucked your granddaughter' in to an old man's answerphone. Or assuring him that you used a condom. Or saying how you bent her over the sofa.

The initial idea of interviewing his answering machine seems reasonable. But everything that came after that is just two massive egos behaving like children.

And I like Jonathan Ross, I just want to know what they were thinking.

As far as the suspension goes, as pointless as it is the BBC couldn't be seen to be doing nothing, especially given the amount of shit they've been in recently. I reckon at the end of it all, Brand will be let go while Ross will get some kind of hiatus - the BBC has too much invested in him to sack him.

In the meantime, let's have a Stephen Fry talk show!

EDIT: Enzyme! I never knew! *dashes to St. James' Palace to outpour grief*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 13:53, Reply)