All I can think of
is Garrison Keillor's Adventures of an English Major on Prairie Home Companion.

I mean, seriously, there's not a lot one can do with a degree in literature. I had a girlfriend who had graduated from a prestigious private school here after getting a free ride because her mother worked in the library. And what did she choose for her major? British History.

I think she may still be mad at me for looking at her as though she were insane when she told me this. She's now a travel agent, making less than half of what I make and complaining of being poor.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 29 Oct 2008, 17:36, Reply)